A greying hipster. Still down with the kids to an extent; aging disgracefully.
Silver Reeboks, silver hair! Excellent gripster style!
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An application of deodorant, in lieu of an actual shower.
I was a bit stinky this morning, but a quick bachelor shower sorted that out. 'Til lunchtime, anyway.
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A hipster who wears nonprescription spectacles, thoughtlessly mocking the disability of the genuinely (physically) short/longsighted. Much easier to spot than they think.
Look at the nonprescripster with the Golden Girls goggles. She has not paid her dues.