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When in the middle of sexual relations, and panties start to come off. In the middle of this act, a foul odor has arisen out of nowhere. This my friends in tuna suprise.
Tim: So how did things go with Amber last night?
Chris: Well... things went alright until I headed down south.
Tim: What happended? Did she hit ya with the tuna suprise?
Chris: How did you know?
Tim: I fucked her last week.
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A hotel room occupied by two Indian men (Who could possibly be giving eachother rusty trombones). After occupying the room, a smell that noone should ever have to inhale is formed. This smell if inhaled for more than 5 minutes could cause loss of conscieness, brain damage or even death.
Shari: Mr.Patel needs some cream brought up to his room.
Eddy: You must be out of your mind. I'm not going up to that room!!
Shari:Oh I forgot......indian hotel room.
Eddy:Yeah Mr.Patel is probably getting a rusty trombone anyway.
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n. Another term used for one moving their bowels shit
Tom! Did you chookie your pants??
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v. A term often used to substitute the term "to dookie" or "to shit" esp. your pants.
"Tom! Did you chookie your pants?"
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n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
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A guy that bets on himself at ALL costs and pays no rent.
Wow the Fongle is fongling and killing it.
Someone that bets on themself again and again
Man, you see the Fongle getting after it behind the bar last weekend?