fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

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Krapalaska

Krapalaska is a word derived from the Finnish word "Krapulapaska" which describes the shit you take the day after a night of heavy drinking.

Damn man, I have to take a huge krapalaska right now!

purdie

person who always goes mad when u take pictures of him

me "say cheese"
purdie "i keel you!!"

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Philly cheese-steak

The Only Place to get a cheesesteak worthy of the name is in philadelphia, The best are Geno's and Pat's wich are located in south Philly, a cheesesteak is a Amoroso hoagie roll with chip steak and either provolone, american, or cheese wiz, some people like fried onions or peppers but they are not included in a true cheesesteak. NOTE: the term "philly cheesesteak" usally means the cheesesteak is not a true cheesesteak, also cheesesteak has no hyphen between cheese and steak

ya'll honky muthafuckas dont know shit about cheesesteaks

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zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

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1337z0r

Simply the word 1337 with the suffix z0r, meaning that you are not just 1337, you are 1337z0r.

I am t3h 1337z0r!
You 1337z0r f00!

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constawanger

when you take a humongous shit and then theres no toliet paper

oh my god that shit was good.... hey wait, wheres the T.p.... god damnit..Constawanger....

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