Rik Waller

Fat bastard asshole that first "filled" the screen on the 1st series of Pop Idol. He was doing well on the sympathy vote until he coughed up a lung toward the end and droped out. Soon after the nation witnessed what a true waste of life he was on Celebrity Fit Club, where he would cry like a little faggot baby every 5 seconds because he could get a whole cow, or a swimming pool of mars bars to eat every day.

Seemingly he thinks himself as a megastar and that he should be treated as so, when in reality he is the ultimate in Z list celebrity.

Rik, your not big boned, your just fat.

AHAHAHAHA HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!! I R TEH RIK WALLAR!!!!! TODAY IM GOING TO SING MY LATEST COVER SONG!!!!!!! *coughs up lung* OH WTF!!!!! HAXED!!!! MY PERFOMANCE IS HAXED!!!!!!! I WANT COMPENSATION!!!!!!! AND A SOME MARS BARS!!!!!


3 years later....


AHAHA HELLO!!!!!!! TODAY IM ON THE NEW CHANNEL 5 SHOW WITH ALL THE REALITY SHOW REJECTS!!!!! AHAHA *hides chocolate bars and waits for everybody to go to bed* YAY!!!!!!!! *eats 3000 mars bars* IM A PRETTY BOY!!!! MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!!!!! SHAME I ATE HER!!!!!

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AOOOOAWH

The sound that people make, especially hostages in all american films, everytime a gun is pulled or a shot is fired,

Terrorist: AHAHAH SO! IN THE NAME OF COMMUNIST RUSSIA!! I SHALL EXECUTE ONE OF EACH OF THINE! EVERY 5 SECONDS!!

Hostages: AOOOOAWH!!1111!!

Terrorist: AHAHAHHA!! *M16's everybody into the next millenia*

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The Winar Tales

The Winars equivalent of the Bible.

it contains the storys and the legends of Teh Winars, to the the Doctrine and 10 Commandments as applied to Teh Winars

A Winar Tale Of David Dickinson....

AHAHAH HELLO BARGAIN HUNTERS!! THIS WEEK WERE IN SUNNY.....er....SUNNY...........ANTARCTICA!!! AHAHA ITS LOVELY AND WARM HERE TODAY!!!!! SO MR PENGUIN!!!! HOW DO YOU FAIR YOUR CHANCES ON TODAYS SHOW?!?! "....." AHAHA REALLY WOW!!! AND HOW ABO.........*freezes to death*

*dies*

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inklink

Retarded pictionary based game on Shockwave that breaks down every 3 hours. Its populated by complete and utter fucktard 12 year olds that cant draw so they write the word on the screen to get points, which they still cant spell correct, then when they lose they claim you have cheated because they took too long to ask you your ASL in a private message (which happens every 5 seconds).

After pointing out what a total inbred the rest of the room is they then try to kick you out the room using the 5 boot system, which fails because they lack hand/eye co-ordination that most people have mastered by the age of 5.

UP NEXT TO DRAW IS "Some retard that cant draw"

YOUR WORD IS............ CAT!


"er............OMG TOO HARD, BRAIN NO WORK OMG WTF LOL!111111!11111!"

*writes cat on the board in big letters, yet still manages to spell it wrong*

.....a minute later


CAPTAIN RETARD HAS GUESSED THE WORD "CAT" YOU BOTH RECEIVE 30 POINTS BECAUSE YOU TOOK TOO FUCKING LONG TO SPELL OUT A 3 LETTER WORD YOU TOTAL INBRED TWAT, BOTH USERS RECEIVE "AIDS"

NEXT UP TO DRAW IS.......

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SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP

The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship is the chosen mode of transport for the universes ultimate crime fighting force the SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE. The The Super Happy Go Go Love Love Hyper X3 Ship can transport the police to any kind of emergency from some gooks being harrased or some urgent deliveries of hentai to clients that need imediate relief.

ALL NEW FOR THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE PLAY SET!!!!! THE NEW....!!!! SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP!!!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN FLY YOUR MEN ON ALL SORTS OF MISSIONS TO SAVE THE ONE TRUE RACE FROM FILTHY ROUND EYE GAIJIN SCUM!!!!!!! THE SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE LOVE HYPER X3 SHIP COMES WITH A WAP BEAM GUN WHICH FIRES RAINBOW BEAMS OF SUPER HAPPINESS TO SAVE THE DAY!!! ^__________________^

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

super happy go go love shine rainbow mega happy pink fluffy cloud police not included, may contain extreme levels of wapage

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Loco

Well basically its what you call insane/crazy people, because obviously you have nothing better to do. Allthough personally i dont mind a nice lunatic running arround the home once in a while. Abit of the ol' STABBING, and BURNING!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! I R TEH LOCO!111! *sticks matchstick in own eye* OMG WTF I R TEH BLIND!!! *walks off cliff*

"Hello, i'm loco.........."






nice day today isnt it?.......

*smashes self over the head with tower block*

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Losar

The epitome of shit

To be losar is to be a leech on existance.

Opposite of winar

Losar: AHAHAH LOOK AT ME!!!!! I HAVE RECALIBRATED THE QUANTUM MATRIX!!!

Winar: OMG WTF!111!1! U R TEH LOSAR!11!

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