potato chip

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.

while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip

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The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.

after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.