Nobody

Also known as "the third option" Was no one until he met his bestie coco. Asked for five thirty bombs and a can of skoal straight for Christmas and his birthday. Puts anything to do with money into terms of thirty bombs. "That suit cost 5 thirty bombs." Considers the St. Louis Cardinals orgasmic. Had a nine week hook up streak until he met a Commie. Loves Mustasha. Needs to learn how to accept compliments better. Its actually good looking even though he is a Nobody and drives a Nobody mobile.

"Oh. My. God. I cant believe i cheated on my boyfriend!! *sobs uncontrollably"
"It's okay. Just tell your boyfriend you cheated on him with Nobody."
"If Nobody cant do it, No one can."

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100 club

when one consumes 100 beers over spring break.

"hey dude are you in 100 club yet?"
"nah i hit 90 and then couldnt handle anymore."
"...pussy."

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