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Mosquito bite

A derogatory term for an Asian woman’s breasts

Xiao Li has a pair of mosquito bites on her chest

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023


Palpatine

A guy who somehow returned

“Somehow Palpatine returned” ~Poe

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023


San Francisco

A lawless dystopia full of drug taking zombies living in tents on needle-littered streets. Setting up a shop here is impossible since it will be frequently robbed in broad daylight. If someone squats in your home, you are legally banned from evicting them, as doing so could be racist or even misogynistic.

The mayor of San Francisco, Libby McDem, does nothing to solve the city’s problems

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023


50 cent

What a rap album should cost

I bought The Sunset Tapes for 50 cent

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023


Q

The shape of an Asian male’s genitalia

When someone pulled down Xiao Ming’s pants, we realised his dick was shorter than his balls. It looked like a Q

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023


Airy

A derogatory term used to describe the undergarments of East Asian individuals due to the large size of said undergarments relative to their genitalia

Michelle: accidentally bumps into Xiao Ming’s crotch
Michelle: damn it must be really airy down there
Xiao Ming: Fuck off

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023


Tarcomed

A politician who talks as if he’s a narco who has been taking medication. Proposes morally bankrupt, opportunistic legislation that increases crime, destroys the budget and promotes deviant morality in schools in order to curry favour with delusional people who think they are “saving” their country. From “talk” + “narco” + “medication”; no relation to any political party.

The Tarcomeds are trying to raise the minimum wage to $25 an hour again

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023