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A guy whose identity Muslims have been trying to figure out for hundreds of years. They are so desperate to find out who he is that they launch suicide bombings while asking Allah who he is.
âAllah, who Akbar?â cried the suicide bomber as he detonated his vest
The 14th-century capital of the Aztec Empire, in which, at night, women were allowed to be undressed publicly. Its name literally translates as âthe night tits landâ
Tenochtitlan at night must have been a sight to behold
1. What Asiansâ eyes are
2. What Asiansâ dongs are not
Long is the Chinese word for dragon
1. An intentional misspelling of âNah, broâ
2. A word which, when spelled backwards, should not be used to describe dictionaries
Mike: do you want me to add your name to urban dictionary?
Govindasamymaniam: nabru
Ignorance can lead to a million people dying and an entire economy collapsing
1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.
2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.
Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics