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Floss

To use a piece of dental floss to blindfold an Asian and then rub it left and right

When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to floss him

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023


Zero

The number of Americans who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Zero Americans? Your kidding!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023


Draw

The opposite of ward

Doctor: Your brother’s recovering in the draw over there.
Sam: what?
Doctor: sorry, I meant ward

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023


l

The shape, when viewed from above, of an Asian woman’s breasts

Xiao Li: where’s my cutting board
Richard: On you
Xiao Li: oh fuck off
Richard: L

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023


Buttigieg

An anagram for “gei tit bug” or the gay tit bug, an species of insects that inhabits the nipples of homosexuals, found in North America.

Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg (/ˈbu tədʒədʒ/ BOOT-ə-jəj;a12 born January 19, 1982) is an American politician and former naval officer who is currently serving as the 19th United States Secretary of Transportation. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the 32nd mayor of South Bend, Indiana, from 2012 to 2020, which earned him the nickname "Mayor Pete".

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023


Misogyny

A group of Japanese women who enjoy consuming miso soup-based ramen. From Japanese word “miso” + Greek word “gyne”, meaning woman.

The misogyny sat at the long table with raised seats and began to eat their ramen.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023


Black

A colour which, if, theoretically, was an accurate description of a person’s skin, would prevent them from being easily seen at night.

Black Forest cake

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023