Male masturbation; what a loser uses as a substitute for the vagina he never gets.
That fat bastard Dave always talks about all the girls he gets up in, but all he ever really gets is handgina.
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A woman who wears an out fit like a school uniform of a white oxford shirt, plaid miniskirt, lacy white socks and spike heels, and her hair in ponytails, during sex. Also a popular look with strippers and go go dancers.
Damn, Sue looked hot when she did me like a naughty schoolgirl!
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A woman who enjoys giving oral sex so much that it seems she is camped on her man's lap.
Stacey is such a lappy camper, she always wants to suck my cock.
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