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piercings

self-mutilation as a fashion statement among nonconforming young people who crave peer acceptance. a practice generally frowned upon by concerned parents who used to gain their own peer acceptance by taking hallucinogenic drugs and plotting to blow up the pentagon.

i'm such a rebel. i'm going to get pierced to show how unique i am

by Fredo October 23, 2003

79πŸ‘ 126πŸ‘Ž


down size

corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."

by Fredo October 23, 2003

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


talk show

an opportunity for people to confess to millions of viewers what they would be ashamed to admit to their next-door neighbors.

i'm soo ashamed of cheating on my husband with my brother, i have to confess on the Jerry Springer show!

by Fredo October 23, 2003

43πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


santamya

hoe that sucks dick

Santamya pulls all the boys sheҀ™s a

by Fredo February 20, 2018


obituary

a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.

Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.

by Fredo October 23, 2003

100πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž