ufo

elusive flying machines thought to be piloted by extraterrestrials and generally confined in their earthly encounters to areas where the National Enquirer is considered a literary magazine.

well ye haw, look at that flying thingamajig in the sky ma!

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entertainment industry

vast network of business empires whose role is to divert us as society crumbles, and to accelerate the crumbling so that we require more diversion. comparable to the band that played aboard the titanic, except that in this case they've also supplied the iceberg.

that movies was great, all the bright lights, explosions and action really diverted my attention as the world dies.

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bookcase

piece of furniture used in america to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles.

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models

cheekbones that sell cosmetics, hipbones that sell anorexia.

wow, she is in great shape! she's 5'9" and weighs 82lbs!!

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whorenow

An uppity bitch, usually white, who drives around in high priced cars, either SUVS or brand new Jettas, whilest drinking Dunkin Donuts Iced COffee and talking on her cell phone and not paying any attention to the road.
-see slutfor

Damn, look at those whorenows! Looks like they haven't gotten their daily iced coffee injection yet!

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piercings

self-mutilation as a fashion statement among nonconforming young people who crave peer acceptance. a practice generally frowned upon by concerned parents who used to gain their own peer acceptance by taking hallucinogenic drugs and plotting to blow up the pentagon.

i'm such a rebel. i'm going to get pierced to show how unique i am

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down size

corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."

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