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What you find under French Knickers
Even though Camilla wasn't French, she certainly had some French Doors under her French Knickers
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Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature
Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks
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A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.
Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.
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Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc
Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.
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A pie with a 'fudge' (Title text: shit) filling
Will Gordon Brown be eating fudge pie today after his recent parliamentary defeat?
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