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Tucking the shirt in

An excuse used by decrepit sycophantic lawyers when caught masturbating

"I was just tucking the shirt in!" Rudy exclaimed while greeted with uproarious laughter

by FreeBirdie October 21, 2020


unshackling season

A time when it seems best to release yourself of all relational ties that might not be aligned with where you want to go. This can be a dangerous decision during pivotal times of life change like at the end of college.

Hey bro, it’s unshackling season, hurry up and break free so we can wolf pack.

by FreeBirdie April 30, 2018