cornback rattler

Usually found in the wilderness, a cornback rattler is a long snake-like turd with chunks of corn in it.

I was crouching in the woods and almost stepped on a cornback rattler.

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tasty freeze

Eskimo Pussy

When in Alaska make sure you try a tasy freeze.

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N.T.A.C.

No Talent Ass Clown

We fired that NTAC because he couldn't sell water to a person on fire.

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quiji

A quiji is somebody who finds older people sexually attractive.

"I think I'm gonna pull tonight"
"where ya going?"
"Old Peoples home"
"You Quiji"

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Wombat

A joint so big (usually 8 inches or longer and 3-4 inches thick) that after smoking it you are paralized.

After we smoked that wombat Jeff rolled we were fucking comatose.

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Evanston

1) A city on the North Shore

2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.

M: Hey man, why did that girl become so... I don't know, different lately? It's not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.

H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.

M: Damn, you're exactly right.

P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.

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sploit

The first shot of cum when a man busts a nut.

It went sploit right in her eye.

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