April

April AKA Bad Bunny From Temu BBFT. She’s a baddy with a fatty, will friend zone the fuck outta you, but meh cuz that strong awkward personality will keep you hooked. She may act like she can ask the waiter for the check but will shake trying to lift her hand and spill her sake while continuously breaking eye contact. A leader and also a sucker for love triangles, and big booty b$tch3s. Bad a$$ artist as well.

Me
Faawwwwkkk bro you see that baddy over there?

Friend
Yeah, faaaaawwkk.

Me
I bet I can bag that shit up easy

Friend
Nah ma guy, that’s def an April.