Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."