sodium dynamite

Pepperoni Stick. A Pepperoni stick contains over 40% of the USDA recommended daily allowance of sodium. Sodium is a leading contributor to high blood pressure and heart disease.

Guy: Give me a pack of cigarettes and this pepperoni stick.

Clerk: ok. a pack of cancer sticks and some sodium dynamite.

Guy: Yeah, man you know cigarettes cause cancer and the pepperoni is loaded with salt. Too many of the sodium dynamite sticks, and you will blow up your heart. That will be $9 please.

Crowned Up

Someone who acts as if they are better-than others who are in the same self-imposed bad situation. Someone who thinks they are better than anyone around and deserves special treatment. Someone who should not think so highly of oneself due to bad prior actions, missteps or inexperience.

Don’t get all Crowned Up there mister. With your credit history is was difficult to get you THIS loan!

This guy is all Crowned Up thinking he shouldn’t have to have to do it, because of who he knows.

Just because you are new don’t get all Crowned Up and think that this does not apply to you too.

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spit on

To refuse, decline, reject, disregard an item presented as a possible choice either currently or previously.

friend: Hey, they are hiring at the steel mill. It's manual labor but it is work.

you: Ah, not to spit on manual labor, but I have a college degree.

customer: Do you have anything else I could try?
rep: No, you already spit on everything within your budget that I showed you.

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