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To put an alcohol saturated tampon in the vagina to feel the effects of alcohol without actually drinking it. This desperate act is usually done to avoid detection by those who know you are a total drunk. The odor of alcohol will not be on the pinkers breath.
I was pinking in church this morning while sitting next to my grandma.
-Different uses
I was punk as hell last night.
I could use a pink bad!
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Bush Bridge occurs when a woman's pubic hair creates a bulge in her bikini or underwear. The pubic hair acts as a support structure creating a gap between her skin and fabric of her panties or swimwear . The bush bridge can be difficult to distinguish from a standard fat upper pussy area (fupa) but the visible texture of pubic hair through the fabric is the tell tale sign that you're seeing a bush bridge. Only certain fabrics and fits will create conditions in which bush bridge can exist, making it relatively rare.
Hey Mikey, look at the size of her bush bridge! She clearly doesn't trim that thing!
Binocular used for the purpose of viewing the opposite sex in a creepy sexual way. The magnification of creepnocular allows a creep to see the subject of their desire much more clearly and creepily than with the naked eye. The creepnocular user will claim to be looking at bird life or a distant watercraft while actually enjoying a close up view of a young woman's bikini line.
Don't forget your creepnoculars when you go on a warm weather vacation.
I have an amazing view of that Cougar's side boob in my creepnoculars !
Generation Less Than, Generation <, Or Gen Less Than.
The generation comprised of people born from approximately 2018-2038.
They will be the first generation that collectively takes away from society as opposed to contributing to it. Examples:
Their contributions to technology will be less intuitive, useless, and provide solutions to problems that didn't exist.
Their contributions to culture will be unoriginal, awkward, and tasteless since that is all they know.
They will abandon what remains of the social dress code, wearing pajama pants to funerals, leggings to prom, and basketball shorts to weddings.
Lastly, they will determine that the risk of offending somebody is too great to engage strangers in any type of dialogue and make it a hate crime to do so. Confusingly, they decided the word 'crime' was too offensive and now use 'offense of the oppressed'. These are punishable by the offender receiving a direct deposit of $2,000 in to their bank account for each offense, $3,000 if they don't have a bank account.
These Generation Less Than Kids spend more of their lives looking at the world on a screen instead of just looking at the world.
When you realize that the most difficult thing to do in iTunes is play your music, you can thank Generation <!
The shady part of the internet. Not full on dark web but certainly questionable. The Grey Web is where you can find things like illegally powerful laser pointers that are mislabeled to appear safe, You can find nearly complete silencers for your gun that are labeled as "solvent traps", things like cell phone and WiFi jammers, and even erectile disfunction medications without a prescription. The Grey Web is where you get the types of things or information that is not illegal to possess necessarily but illegal to use, combine, or assemble.
"Where the hell did you get a universal key for a bulldozer dude?" I Found it on the Grey Web!
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Any controlled substance used while at work. Calling them âwork drugsâ is just an attempt to make it seem like doing drugs at work is a normal thing to be doing.
You seem a little high strung today Bill, did you get into the work drugs again?
Andy often used work drugs on days that he was hung over. . . doctors orders, donât worry about it.
This is what embarrassing losers call their significant other for some stupid ass reason. What it really does is make you sound like a brain dead retarded 10 year old that is trying to be cool.
Don't ever use the term Bae because it's not a word and it makes you seem like you are an idiot punk who just makes up stupid ass words.