love

Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.

What is love?

kys

Short for "kill yourself," although suicide is really nothing to joke about.

Sean: I'm a Trump supporter, and I always will be.
Landon: Dude, please kys.
Sean: You know suicide is nothing to joke about.
Landon: Who said I was joking?
Sean: :(

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erectile dysfunction

The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.

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erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.

Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?

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