Anal beard

A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.

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phillsburry

a white person

"YO phillsburry", YO nigga

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mmm-bop

Background: Was first used in a song by the trio Hanson(See Hanson)

Definition: An unrepeatable moment

"In an mmm-bop they're gone"

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onion bumper

when i look at her ass it makes me wanna cry

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Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

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Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

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Mango Special

Incredibly hot girl with no brains or wits.

Sam: That girl is hot as balls.
Dan: Yeah but she is a Mango Special
Sam: Damn, she is that dumb, huh.

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