onion bumper

when i look at her ass it makes me wanna cry

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mivonks

(pronoun) A slang term for part of the male reproductive anatomy. Literally; testicles. Often used in a derogatory sense as in "has him by the mivonks."

Coined and used in the Sci-Fi series Farscape.

"She's been leading him around by his mivonks, since she got here."

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Shizzle my nizzle

suck my dick

Yo shizzle my nizzle

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sacks

pot dried in little bags

"Yo homes i got fresh sack cheap"

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Buttsamis Salamis

Buttsamis Salamis...otherwise known as BS....it's a rare disease in which a person tells their friend they will call them back but in fact they have no recollection of the conversation and go about their daily day like nothing has happend....and it makes them gay....very very gay

Joe: I called Sam earlier to hang out and he said yea but he had to do something first and then he'd call me back but that was 2 days ago.

Dan: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Mike: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week
Everyone: I bet it's BS..did the same thing to me last week

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tail sap

the ejaculation fluid of the male.

can i smear my tail sap all over your face madam? or do u prefer it in mouf?

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saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.