Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

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The 3 T's

Tits, Tushy, and Thighs: the ideal woman's body possesses each of these in a good shape and size.

Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."

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facts

A term that originated in New York that is used to agree with something, someone, or a statement. It can also be used to point out something as being factual.

"Yo deadass nigga if anyone scuffs my timbs they finna get stomped on bruh."
"Yo that's facts my guy."
"FACTS B THAT'S ALL I SPEAK!"

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shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

agi

Agitated.

"What's the matter, fam? You look agi. Who did you wrong?"

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Spiggatry

The art in behaving like a spic nigga.

“You saw that big ass fiesta on the spanish side of the hood?”
“Yeah I pulled up to it earlier with Miguel. Whole lotta spiggatry at work. They food mad good though.”

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Booty Gobbling Season

During Thanksgiving or November in general, eat ass instead of turkey.

"So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."