Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

Moby douche

A different version of moby dick that is a huge duchebag. He eats dick and sucks balls.

Hey Bill, I found a moby douche in the ocean. It appears he has a huge cock in his mouth