Fuenshendy

When you do a keysmash and it sounds vaguely like a word

Person 1: Yup bigufugogu do
Person 2: What? Was that English?
Person 3: I think it was a fuenshendy

May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

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November 16th

National slap a mannequin's ass day.

*Slaps mannequin off table by the ass*
Person: Dude, what?
Person 2: *slaps more mannequins*
Person: Oh yeah November 16th!
Person: *Slaps mannequin ass*

Skeedilybop

When you heely so fast you teleport to YouTube HQ and punch the president of the United States of America.

Me: I did a skeedilybop yesterday, it was awesome!
Friends: Wow I've been wanting to try that forever but the president's never there...