Crappaccino

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.

'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'

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Yetinous

After walking thru my local town centre today, teeming with large obese people, I spied an absolute huge specimen of the female kind, not unlike a Yeti in size and stature.

I wondered how to describe this giant being of Yeti like proportions and concluded that some one yetinous is a person, so obese and huge they are like the legendary Yeti.

And smell just as bad! can also apply this to males as well.

'Look at that yetinous bitch, I bet she can't keep her head out of the fridge.'