amalgorithm

A whole bunch of stuff being really messed up; compounded problems.

This assortment of intractable insurmountable endeavors is an amalgorithm

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meany

Someone who thinks more things mean other things than they actually do

My new co-worker is a real meany - hell, she thinks everything means everything.

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Sesh

When you accomplish yet one more thing

I guess that's a sesh.

daily existential crisis

Waking up in the morning feeling cumulative depreciation

I set my alarm for daily existential crisis at 6 AM

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Symblomatic

When symbols and symbolism become problematic.

symbol problematic

Your trip has become too symblomatic.

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designated beer

After much beer consumption, unable to track which ones are empty, there is a chosen spot for the current beer.

My designated beer is the one to the right of the Tylenol.