Birthdai Shmex

when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday.

Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!"
Cindy: "Oh happy birthday!"
Joe: "so you wanna have sum Birthdai Shmex wit meh"?
Cindy: "OK! i cant wait!"

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Teh Pickle

a green, lumpy, slimy and very hairy small dick.

Joe: look at my Teh Pickle George!
George: Holy shit! that thang is so lumpy slimy and green!
Joe: I know right

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