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Intellectualizing

When you or someone you know take something simple and hyper-analyze it to reach absurd conclusions.

Bob thinks that his attraction to tits is related to his maternal issues. He's a fucking idiot and intellectualizing. Sometimes you just like big tits.

by Freud's Evil Cousin July 26, 2023


Debate Pervert

When our position on an issue is no longer based on curiosity and the desire for the truth, but a desire to win a debate. When someone reaches this stage of discourse, there's no need to try and persuade them.

I don't like to talk to conservative pundits and professional opinion havers like Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro, they're debate perverts. They don't care about the truth.

by Freud's Evil Cousin October 24, 2022

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Authenticity Testing

Implying that someone's position on an issue or activism and volunteering is not because of a genuine held belief or passion around the issue but because they want something else like coochie or validation. People who authenticity test are usually just bad people and accuse others of being fake because they have a hard time living their values without external incentive, so they assume that others are the same way.

This can also take the form of someone saying: you're not gay enough or you're not black enough to have a certain opinion.

Guy 1: You care about period pad scarcity as a man, you're such a male pick me.

Guy 2: I used to live in a third world country - I know people that have died due to lack of menstrual care.

Guy 1: Yeah I bet that line goes hard with women.

Guy 2: You know just because you're a cynical ass that would only care about issues outside of yourself for validation doesn't mean that others are the same way. Your authenticity testing is really fucked and shows that you lack the ability to show anyone love and care if it doesn't lead you to some clout or coochie.

by Freud's Evil Cousin June 8, 2024


Yeager

Revenge on Demon Time - based on the character Eren Yeager from AoT

A Yeager is when someone goes on demon time unnecessarily in response to an unjust act that another person committed against them. Pulling a Yeager is so vile that it overshadows the action that prompted the revenge in the first place. A Yeager is the evil cousin of stone-cold premeditated murder, so horrifying and well calculated that you don't know whether to be afraid and appalled or stand in awe and respect of the audacity and savagery before you.

Person 1: Hey man, have you talked to Jake recently.

Person 2: Didn't you hear? Jake got life in prison.

Person 1: Damn, what did he do?

Person 2: Well, his girlfriend cheated on him, so to get back at her, he committed: Arson, Robbery, Libel, First-degree murder, Hit and run, Grand theft auto, Fraud, Animal cruelty, Broke three articles of the Geneva Convention on War Crimes, Genocide, Domestic terrorism, Construction and general use of bioweapons and napalm, and last but not least violation of state curfew laws.

Person 1: Damn, I didn't think he had the balls to go full Yeager.

by Freud's Evil Cousin February 7, 2022

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Spiritual Pressure

Taken from the show Bleach. When you have a fuck ton of strength and vigor. When the power of your soul just spews from your actions and existence - and you just stunt on hoes. People with high spiritual pressure are often too much to handle for other people.

EX: I had an argument with my boss and he's changing my work hours to throw me off and exhaust me. Fuck that bitch, he can't get me to quit. I have high spiritual pressure.

EX 2: I fought Jayden two days ago. I barely touched his bitch ass and he fell on the floor. He couldn't handle my spiritual pressure.

EX 3: Bro, Jason's a fiend. He's the center of attention everywhere he goes. He has high spiritual pressure.

by Freud's Evil Cousin February 6, 2024