Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

Get off the cross

Get off the cross is a way of telling people off for presenting themselves as the victim or how bad things are.

It was also the debut album of the band Firewater.

"I'm telling you man I'm doin' all the work around here and everybody hates me for it!"

"Get off the cross dude, you're not the only who has chores."

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