platybelodon

The prehistoric equivalent of a child who begs for more shit.
Like seriously, look it up.

Platybelodon:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thylacosmilus:Jesus christ, what the fuck

Pteranodon

A pterosaur from the cretaceous period. It isn't a fucking dinosaur.

Moron: My favorite dinosaur is Pteranodon
Me: Kicks his ass

Slang

Slang for "Short Language".

Ur mum hella gey is slang for "I am a complete fool with no originallity.

Ur gran pan

A roast to end all roasts.

Mom:Hi son!
You:Ur gran pan
Mom:Shit. My dinner is ruined.
(You usually enjoy pork roast and are now sad)