to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.
micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne
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