Slut Bath

Similar to the Pirate Bath, a Slut Bath is performed by people who smell quite rank but simply do not have the time for a full bath, like a prostitute.

The person in question takes a wet wash rag or wad of napkins, sometimes soaps them slightly, then washes the under arms, neck and private areas vigorously.

Amy: "I have an interview in 15 minutes and I smell like crap!"

Sheila: "Don't worry, run to the bathroom and take you a Slut Bath. You'll be fine."

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