uǝʞᴉɥɔ ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐ ᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq

Meaning "Bitch I ate your chiken", but backwards. This means that they have eaten and regurgitated the chiken onto the female dog. The bitch will continue to eat the chiken as they have received it once more.

Not a bitch: "uǝʞᴉɥɔ ɹnoʎ ǝʇɐ ᴉ ɥɔʇᴉq"
The Bitch: "FINALLY"

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daddy please

1. (n.)An exclamation used during sex to signify pleasure.

2. (n.)A phrase used by toddlers when they don't get something they want from their daddy.

3. (n.) A statement that one person wants to engage in sex.

1. Oh, oh daddy please, more of you hard drive inside my port.
2. BUT DADDY PLEASE. I WANTED THE PINK RHINO.
3. Daddy please put your big elephant trunk inside me and wiggle it around like a band-aid.

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Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"