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The thing I'm supposed to be doing right now instead of writing definitions on the Urban Dictionary.
Mom:" You done with your homework?"
Me: "Uhh."
Classmate: "Go to hell"
Me: "I'm already there"
School
A person that makes you feel horny--HAPPY! I meant happy! They can either be your first love or CRUSH your heart, your self confidence, and give you depression for a few months.
Friend: "So who's your crush."
Me:" Well I do think your mom is pretty sexy."
Friend: "What the fuck??"
The person who is always there but nobody notices.
Person: Neylan? Never heard of them.
Neylan: ;(
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20st Century Memes are stupid asf but hey they're funny.
A friend is something that you don't have.
Get ð someð friends ð
When u feel like u wanna do something. That empty feeling inside u that can only be described as nothing (and boredom)
Timothy: Man, I'm so bored.
James: Yeah. Want to play on the PS4?
Timothy: Alright.