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Lack of control of the jaw after years of gobbling on too many cocks that’s size resemble an elephants trunk.
She’s sucked so many trouser canons that she cannot drink due to flop jaw
A gathering of tissues that is placed between sweaty thighs to dry a moist clunge on an abnormally hot summers day.
It was so warm that Colette’s pussy was leaking like broken fridge, she needed a pussy plug to soak up the moist mess.
When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart
Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!
The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.
Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.
When you squeeze all five fingers (to the 2nd) knuckle into a vagina that is as hairy as a wild animal.
Bert was so deep in her mountain goat like vagina he looked like he was wearing a Nepalese Mit.
When your diarrhoea is so explosive that it penetrates your trouser garments, ricocheting and splashing others in your close proximity
Jen ricoshatted so hard that it looked like an explosion in a chocolate factory, poo was dripping from the ceiling
Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex
Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.