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When youâre bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart
Alan stories were great, but heâd pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!
When a guy is at the point of no return and rubs his moist and cheesy bell-end on her rectum, leaving it looking like a plate of macaroni cheese
Vicki had got her man so cheesy that he bent her over and had a good session of rimming the macaroni.
When her love tunnel has seen so many helmets that the cum slides out quicker than a Jamaican bobsleigh team
Richard couldnât tell if his cock was in her cavernous vagina as she had a tabogan fanny
When the innards of a womanâs vagina exudes the aroma of a particular aquatic beast.
I went to bang her, but couldnât bring myself to do it due to musk of her tuna sleeve