lizzles

The most beautiful and elegant creature to ever grace the face of planet Earth. With her undying love and loyalty, she can vanquish all potential sadness in those she considers friends. To have a Lizzles in your life is to have a life marked by completion and total and supreme happiness and the hands of an unrelenting universe. Lizzles is perhaps the most valuable resource in human history, and her existence is the eventual outcome of all things holy and beautiful in the universe. Named after the lost Greek goddess of supreme beauty.

Person 1: Damn, did you see that girl walk by?
Person 2: Yeah my friend says she’s a total Lizzles.
Person 1: damn you should date her or marry her.
Person 2: I can’t man, she’s already dating Vikram