The act of engaging in physical activities solely for the purpose of justifying excessive snacking afterwards.
I went for a short walk just to have an excuse for that entire bag of chips. It's all about the snacktivity!
The phenomenon of striking up conversations with people at the gym solely because you consistently find yourself on neighboring treadmills.
I don't even know his name, but we share a treadmill almost every morning. It's a weird kind of treadmilarity.
When you are sixty nining someone and your nose rubs their butthole.
Last night we were sixty nining and it turned into a stinky nine. Now that is all I can smell.
When you are sixty nining someone and your nose accidentally rubs their butthole.
Our sixty nine turned into a stinky nine and now that is all I smell.