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The phenomenon of striking up conversations with people at the gym solely because you consistently find yourself on neighboring treadmills.
I don't even know his name, but we share a treadmill almost every morning. It's a weird kind of treadmilarity.
When you are sixty nining someone and your nose rubs their butthole.
Last night we were sixty nining and it turned into a stinky nine. Now that is all I can smell.
When you are sixty nining someone and your nose accidentally rubs their butthole.
Our sixty nine turned into a stinky nine and now that is all I smell.
The act of engaging in physical activities solely for the purpose of justifying excessive snacking afterwards.
I went for a short walk just to have an excuse for that entire bag of chips. It's all about the snacktivity!