phton

A desperate attempt to write "photon" fast that ends with the word misspelled because you almost fell from the chair while typing it.

-Quantum mechanics is nuts, I don't understand anything and I want to sleep. Let's see if Urban Dictionary has a definition for photon.
kaaapooooom
-Ah! My back...The chair...fuck.

Gets up
-Fuck, I didn't even write the word right. I wrote phton.

mathematician

A person who suffers from obsessive compulsive proving disorder.

-Mike, did you know that every whole number greater than 1 is a prime number or a product of prime numbers?
-No I didn't... I am a mathematician I need to prove it... (cries uncontrollably) help me please...

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C--

A fancy name for assembly language. It forms a chain:

C-- => C => C++ => C#

Mike: "What's better, C,C++ or C#?"
Steven: "Obviously C--, the lower the level of the language the better"