zonkey

A zonkey is a donkey you will find in Tijuana that has been spray painted white and black by his mexican captors. Idiot tourists pay five bucks a pop to get a photo with the zonkey.

My friend Ricky thought that zebras lived in mexico, but when he saw Jaun spray painting a mule, Ricky realized the zebra was just a sad looking zonkey waiting for a gringo to pet him.

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