Zurmp

Zurmp is a sound effect, but not an ordinary one, you use the word “zurmp” when your penis goes from being soft to hard quickly, usually after oral.

Fletcher: oh my god man miranda sucked my dick so good that it went ZURMP and she had to stop sucking

Creature of the night

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.

Bro, Brooklyn is a fucking creature of the night, if you wanna smash use a paper bag.