horshark

a rare form of animal that combines the grace of a thoroughbred horse with the anger and vile nature of a hammerhead shark. known to live on land or inhabit the water.

holy crap, that horshark bit off my thigh.

what a nice day on the water. i wish i was a sweet horshark.

hey does anyone know when the latest horshark mixer is going down? i'd like to meet a nice horshark guy.

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lohaned

A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.

"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"

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babymoon

A new, douchey, word created by women that refers to a vacation before an expecting child is born. Also can be used to impose loads of guilt on a man forcing them to take their wife/girlfriend on a cheesey couples vacation.

I want a babymoon or I will never spread again!

If we don't go on a babymoon, I will pout and probably shit on the carpet.

My friends all went on a babymoon and they had a blast being douchey as a couple.

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plllp

to shit or fart all over yourself.

Oh man, that kat just totally dropped a huge plllp.

That taco is going to make me plllp my pants.

I tried to hold it, but I plllped myself.

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