Double-Dinger

Being penetrated by your two homosexual dads while sleeping.

Man, my ass and mouth are sore. I'm pretty sure Dad and Dad Double-Dingered me last night.

Davy Jones' Locker

When an alcohol soaked tampon is pulled from someone's butthole and then placed into a mix drink of choice. That mix is then called a Davy Jones' Locker.

Hey, what do ya say we shove some of this rum up our asses and later we can go back to my place and have ourselves a Davy Jones' Lockers?