McDonalds

A place people go to get fat.

You're too skinny. You better start eating at McDonalds.

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Internet Explorer

The browser to use if you want a computer full of evil spyware.

I just love a slow browser. That's why I use Internet Explorer.

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Nebraska

A place you have to go through if you drive from the east coast to the west coast on Interstate 80. It's best to drive through it at night since the scenery is mind numbingly boring.

Don't go to Nebraska. The boredom is a killer.

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AOL

The crappiest ISP in the universe. Mostly used by old folks, retarded kids, and others who are just too stupid to get a real ISP.

You use AOL? BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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RIAA

A branch of the Nazi Party.

Better not download that song. The RIAA Nazis will get you!

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usenet

A black hole of spam, kooks, pedophiles, and every other type of weirdo you could ever dream of running into. Anarchy at it's finest.

I'm bored out of my freaking mind. I think I'll check out usenet and laugh at the freaks.

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Britney Spears

An ignorat no talent slut with big plastic titties.

That girl is such a Britney Spears.

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