firefox

An over rated web browser that is slow and is a resource hog. Graphics take noticeably longer than Internet Explorer to load, even when using a 3Mbps cable internet connection.

Just compare the resource usage using the Windows Task Manager, and you'll see that Firefox uses more resources than Internet Explorer ever would.

Internet Explorer might be insecure, but at least it isn't slow...

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Barney

Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this:
“I Love You”
glug glug glug
You love me
glug glug glug
we are friends---
And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1! AWK! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer! lets drink it and get high! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?

Hey kids beer is good!

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Q*bert

1. a cute little ball thats orange who jumps on cubes to change their colors; an 80s arcade game
2. A stupid fool who is ignorant

Oh, you're playing Q*bert again?
Brandon was such a Q*bert, he thought we was perfect when he is not.

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Jeek

A jock who is also very geeky.

"OMG! He is so jeeky! He's the captain of the football team yet he plays yugioh."

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xilly

ting a lack of wisdom or good sense; foolish

Nikki is sure xilly today.

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Hopkin Green Frog

An autistic boy's stuffed green frog by the name of 'Hopkins' (thats the name McDonalds gave it when they included stuffed toys with Kids Meal advertising Animal Alley) that supposedly run away.
Rumor has it he just lost the frog. Anyway, soon after he was posting drawn signs that look like a kid drew it. An internet site , lostfrog.org, is a tribute to this autistic 16 year old's frog. Its kinda dumb though.

Him name is Hopkin Green Frog. If I Looking for frog, I'd find my frog. Who took my frog? Who Found my frog? - You could tell right off he sounded autisitic! *Love Terry*

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intermajestication

One or more spooks doing spooky things

The spook thrived with the other spookies therefore the intermajestication.