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When you are slightly above being street smart.
I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.
The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
When a situation is so intense that sarcasm doesn't even apply.
"Is the clean up fun?"
"No"
"So bad that it's not even sarcastible?"
"Yeah"
When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.
I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.
Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!