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The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.
"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."
When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.
I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.
When you are slightly above being street smart.
I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.
When a situation is so intense that sarcasm doesn't even apply.
"Is the clean up fun?"
"No"
"So bad that it's not even sarcastible?"
"Yeah"
Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!