Seek

Seek is Northumbian dialect for "sick" however not to be confused with illness sick. Used as a term for being sick of doing an action or a person.

" Shane was in the loft the other day and had to swim through fibre glass to reach his hidden stash. When he came down he was absolutely seek"

" Shane was fired from his job yesterday for calling his boss a dick, he didn't really care though because he was seek of that dick"

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Spleeg

An invisible imaginary creature that manifests in the home's of bored children and adults.

A mischievous thing that likes to have fun by playing harmless tricks on people or doing things they are not supposed to do.

A Spleeg is not able or likely to cause harm to any living thing.

A Spleeg is welcome in most English home's and is usually a source of joy and endless entertainment for the fun and young at heart.

If the Spleeg is unlucky enough to appear to anyone averse or stodgy, they are a temporary minor inconvenience at worst and will normally move on when no attention is given.

" Henry wouldn't get dressed this morning, He was too busy chasing the Spleeg around the dining table"

" Ryan didn't really want a beer but the Spleeg said "meh,why not "

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