Holy Ballista

A truly incomprehensible moment

Guy 1: A meteorite is coming right towards us!
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

Guy 1: Did you see that huge joint I rolled?
Guy 2: No...
(after seeing)
Guy 2: Holy Ballista!!!

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Frothblem

A very large and/or fucked up problem

Houston we have a frothblem!
Guy 1: I have syphilis!
Guy 2: Oh my god! Frothblem!!!

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