buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

Balling

(v.) another term for fucking, only with a slightly dirtier nuance. “Balling” is the kind of fucking one does with clothes only opened or moved aside, in a dark corner at night, out in public on a city street. “Balling” suggests a sexual need that is both raw and immediate.

“We got caught while he was balling me in the doorway to a bank!”

man drippings

(n.) refers to the spunk dripping out of a bloke’s knob after coming hard. Often found in underwear, inside trousers, on towels, on Kleenex, inside used condoms, and frequently upon bedding, among other places. Some people lick them up if the knob is still accessible. Can be found near wherever a bloke has splooged.

After power fucking Bill, my man drippings were all over the couch.

He must have had a huge cum. His man drippings ran from the crotch of his trousers down to his knee!

To fag me out

To make irretrivably queer. Co-extensive with losing one’s gay virginity. The sex has a wild quality about it. What one does to a not-so-straight guy whose curiosity has reached the crisis point

C’mon dude! I fucking can’t wait anymore. I really need you to fag me out!

nailed

(vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.

“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”

Swallow me

What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.

Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!

cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.

“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”